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Onyx is fired!

Cheba, Onyx is fired!     I want him outta here!!!

Whoa there Daisy, calm down now, what is going on?

Well, he batted at me, over my own food!!!     He's done, fired!!!

Ok ok, hold on a second now, you can't fire him, I am the only one who will fire anyone IF that is to happen.

Onyx, what happened?

What do you mean what happened?   She said it, I batted her.   Plain and simple. 

So you are admitting to hitting your sister?

Yup, pretty much, I guess so.

See Cheba, F I R E D!     Fire him now and get him outta here!!!

Quiet it Daisy, let me talk to Onyx.

Onyx, so you are admitting that you hit Daisy......and what is your reasoning?   Did she do something to provoke it?

I would say yes, yes she did.  I wanted to eat her food, the food she WAS NOT eating, and, she growled at me.  I felt I had a right to defend myself so....I batted her.

You can't do that Onyx.....well, you can't do two things.  One, you are only allowed to eat your own food.  Two, you can't hit Daisy for protecting her food. 

Well that's a dumb rule......she isn't eating it! 

IT'S MY FOOD!!!   You can't just swoop in and eat mine just because you inhaled yours so fast.  I like to take my time Onyx, you and Cheba eat like wild animals.

Daisy, quiet.   I said I would handle this.

Look Onyx, I am going to let you off with a warning this time.   You can't bat at your sister.   Not allowed.   Also, you can't eat her food if she hasn't eaten it fast enough, that's my job.

What?!   What do you mean it's your job Cheba?!  This is a bunch of crap. You AND Onyx need to keep out of MY food!   Mom!!!!!!

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