Conversations between the animals

Conversation between Ginger the Cat and Cheba t he Dog: Cheba: Hey Ginger, I am watching you Ginger: Yeah, got it Cheba, you've been "watching me" for well over a year now, when does it stop? Cheba: Never. Hey Ginger, I am still watching you. Ginger: Why don't you go watch for intruders, rather than watching me Cheba: You are an intruder. Hey Ginger, I am watching you. Ginger: You are a pyscho, go screw yourself, watch me while I kick your ass! Cheba: Hey, that was rude Ginger! You know I am not going to hurt you, I just like watching you! Ginger: Yeah, and watch while I call the cops and file for a restraining order! Cheba: Hey Ginger, I am watching you.

Daisy: Hey Dad, you wanna tell me why we are up so early? Cheba: Yeah, good question Dad, why are we up so early? Ginger: (still sleeping) Me: Well girls, Daisy is gonna get her chompers cleaned today. Daisy: Huh? What is this? "get my chompers cleaned" Me: The Doctor is going to clean your teeth Daisy; you need it Daisy: Oh really? Have you seen your "chompers" lately????? Cheba: Hey hey, now wait a second....so Daisy is going to the "vet"??? Me: Yes, Cheba, the vet Daisy: Whoa!!!! Hold the phone there mister, I know how things go down at the "vet", I think I should have a say in this..... Me: Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, it's gonna be fine now, you need to get your teeth cleaned. Daisy: Whatever, you damn humans always thinking we need this or that, I gotta a thing or two I would like to get you to the Vet for. Cheba: So, do we get a treat? We always get a treat from the Vet? A treat, do we get a tr........wait a second I just thought of som...

Me: Hey Ginger you mind moving so I can change the sheets? Ginger: Well Dad, since you asked, yes I do mind. Me: Ginger, ok funny, now move, I need to make the bed Ginger: Oh, I see, so you are going to make me move anyway? Why bother "asking"????? Me: Ginger, look I know you have a rough life, you know, sleeping, eating, crapping, and arguing with  Cheba ......but  since we humans have to take care of you, can you help me out here? Mom ( Katrina ) wants the sheets changed. Now move it! Ginger: This is crap Dad. I bust my rump around here and get no respect! I am required to sleep where ever, while you, mom, and ohhhh little  Daisy  have this huge damn bed. I am forced to protect Mom at night by sleeping on top of her. I do that cuz I know that neurotic dog of yours is going to flip out at any second. So, give me a break, with your "we humans crap". You want me moved? Do like you always do; move me! Me: Oh my Ginger......this is what I should expect I guess...

Me: Hey Ginger, we are taking off for the day, Cheba and Daisy are going and they said you are in charge of security Ginger: No problem Dad, I got this Me: You do? You look like you are sleeping Ginger: It's part of my ploy to make the bad guys think I am not really alert, but I am Dad, I said I got this, have fun, see you when you get back Me: Ginger, I have heard this one before, Cheba said it is crap, you've been caught sleeping on the job before. How can I be assured that the house is is safe when you are in charge? Ginger: Look, do I need to call my union rep again? Me: Goodbye Ginger, just know that Cheba said this will come up in your review.

Previous to this new blog I have posted what I term "conversations with the animals" on my Facebook page.    What are these conversations with the animals?   Well, just what it says.   We have Cheba the German Shepherd, Daisy the Chihuahua, and Onyx the Cat.   They talk.   Don't believe me?   Well, you will be able to read what they say in this blog.      Our previous cat, Ginger, talked to us also, and I will post some of the past conversations had between her and the family.    I hope you enjoy.     Pictures of all of them are here so you can get to know them through pictures and words.  They all have quite the personalities.     Cheba, Onyx, and Daisy  Onyx  Cheba Daisy The late Ginger (RIP 2017)