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I am just trying to help toughen up Daisy



Daisy needs to relax.     She's all bent out of shape simply because I am trying to have a little fun on our walks.

Onyx, that's now how she sees it.   Daisy says you are a jerk for running up on her and then laughing and taking off. 

I am JUST trying to have some fun.....maybe she needs to toughen up a bit.   Cheba doesn't get upset when I do it to her.

Kiss my ass Onyx!     I am not putting up with this crap from you.   I don't need you running up on me while we are on our walks.   It's crap.   You know it freaks me out, but, you do it anyway.

Ohhhhhh poor little baby Daisy.......are you little feelings hurt?   Do I scare you?  Boo Daisy!

Like I said, you are a jerk.  I deserve to walk in peace and not have to worry about your stupid self.

Ok, ok......you two calm down.  Onyx, are you willing to back off and let Daisy walk in peace?

I don't know dad, I guess I can try.

And Daisy, are you willing to cut Onyx a little slack?    Maybe give him a chance to make peace?

Whatever, not really, but I guess I don't have much of a choice.

Cheba, you haven't said much, what do you have to say about all this?

Uh, Daisy is a baby?   Not sure what else there is to say. How is that for a response?

Mom!!!!!   (Daisy)

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