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The late Ginger and Cheba...(February, 2014)

Conversation between Ginger the Cat and Cheba the Dog:

Cheba: Hey Ginger, I am watching you
Ginger: Yeah, got it Cheba, you've been "watching me" for well over a year now, when does it stop?
Cheba: Never. Hey Ginger, I am still watching you.
Ginger: Why don't you go watch for intruders, rather than watching me
Cheba: You are an intruder. Hey Ginger, I am watching you.
Ginger: You are a pyscho, go screw yourself, watch me while I kick your ass!
Cheba: Hey, that was rude Ginger! You know I am not going to hurt you, I just like watching you!
Ginger: Yeah, and watch while I call the cops and file for a restraining order!
Cheba: Hey Ginger, I am watching you.

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